What did one tennis ball say to the other tennis ball? “See you round..” 7. Two racquets started dating. Unfortunately, one was stringing the other along without any intention of tying the knot. 8. Where did the tennis players go on their date? The tennis ball. 9. Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player? To them, “Love” means nothing.
Wife comes home one day wearing a brand new diamond tennis bracelet. Husband asked were she got it from. She tells him she won a raffle at work, than ask him to get a hot bath ready for her. Not thinking to much about, the husband gets her bath ready.
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Funny Tennis Jokes And Puns. My wife said she’s leaving me because of my obsession with tennis – and I’m too old. I said, “I’m only 40 love.”
Professional jokes about ball, raquet and tennis elbow that if said on Wimbledon will make you look rude and sound dirty. Some old tennis player jokes about love are among the best tennis jokes for adults. We have also tennis and golf jokes along with table tennis one liners.
A new tennis player goes to the library and asks for books about aces. “No way”, says the librarian, “you won’t return them”. Was in a shop recently, I pressed the bell that said Service. I got hit in the face with a tennis ball. Imagine what the Chuckle Brothers would say to each other during a game of tennis. I’ve invented a new game called Silent Tennis.
Tennis Pick Up Lines Excuse me miss, could you hold my balls while I get my huge racket out of my bag? "If we were playing tennis, I'd let you score all the points so I'll always be in "Love" Do you want to hit my balls with your "RACK"et. If we went out, I think it would forever be Love-Love Tennis anyone?
Best Tennis Puns. 1. The retired tennis player didn’t make a great waiter because he kept saying “You Got Served!”. 2. The man with four hands is a great tennis player because of his four-hand. 3. Players at the local tennis club were unable to surf the web because there were problems with the server. 4.